sabato 28 maggio 2011

Things I Will Miss

Things I Will Miss
  • Italian coffee
  • Fanfulla 101
  • Good, cheap wine
  • My apartment
  • The awesome people who live in my apartment
  • Being able to call my apartment 'my apartment'
  • How intensely sociable Italians are
  • My friends
  • Italian as the lingua franca
  • The abundant water fountains in Rome
  • Pigneto
  • The Pigneto hipsters
  • Centri sociali
  • Circolo degli Artisti
  • Having two cell phones
  • Being an omnivore
  • Prodezze fuori area
  • Moira Egan
  • All the shows dubbed into Italian. Just today, for example, I watched cheaters dubbed into Italian.
  • Italian socialism
  • Watching soccer
  • Circolo degli Artisti
  • The produce
  • The food culture
  • Eating cheese
Things I Will Not Miss
  • The white wine at Fanfulla 101
  • Gucci man purses
  • Italian racism
  • Italian neo-fascism
  • The intense gender inequality
  • Eating too much cheese

lunedì 9 maggio 2011

Next Top Model

Yesterday as I was partaking in the Italian Sunday tradition of doing absolutely nothing and feeling good about it (okay, I'll admit, I'm still trying to suppress that last shred of American-needing-to-be-continuously-productive guilt, but I'm gettin' there), I sat back on the retro couch of our 70s-style bright-yellow walled living room and enjoyed me some good ol' reality TV: Jersey Shore, America's Next Top Model, and finally, Italia's Next Top Model. On Jersey Shore Snooki got arrested and on America's Next Top Model Nicole won. Both shows are quite telling, as "reality TV" should be, of true American spirit and culture: I don't think I know an American who doesn't live in a town with crazy, midget guidettes run around plastered on the beach at 11:00 in the morning and thank god for that. That spells Freedom, my friends. And yes, I meant to capitalize that "F". Because it means transcendental freedom, the kind of idealistic freedom desired by all. The Freedom to get wasted on the beach at 11:00 or the kind of Freedom to compete to become a sponsored rack on which expensive clothing can hang regardless of race, creed, financial status, sex, height, weight... oh, wait.

Anyway, it was far too easy to make a mini cultural analysis based on the two NTM shows because America's Next Top Model and Italia's Next Top Model were back-to-back on the same channel. In America's Next Top Model it was the finale episode of cycle 13, of which Nicole Fox won. In ANTM, the judges seem to always stress the importance on the personality of the remaining girls and the final show is supposed to keep you on your toes the whole time. The commercial breaks at crucial moments, Tyra's dramatic pauses and crazy eyes, Miss J's elaborate costumes.

The Italian NTM was much different. First of all, when the show first came on, there was a warning on the tivù to let you know that this was a show that contained product placement. Talk about transparency! At least if they're going to try to force their products into your subconscious they let you know first: "Hey, um, just wanted to give you a heads up that I'm going to try to brainwash you into buying a new macbook. And probably some diet coke, too."

Also, one of the things I've noticed in Italy is the stress they place on cleaning their apartments. In the beginning one of the leaders of our program told us that this is così because their apartments and living quarters are generally much smaller than the homes of Americans, so they just keep their spaces much tidier. I've certainly found this to be true with my roommates, 30-year-old dudes who are wayyyy cleaner than me and most college kids I know. Anyway, in INTM, their version of Mr. Jay came into their house, turned up his nose at how messy it was, and made them clean it.

Beauty and fitness are also very important to Italians, and on this episode, it was all about working out. This would never happen on ANTM! ANTM always tries to stress how natural the girls are and most American models say that they are naturally that thin due to their sickeningly high metabolism and blah blah blah. The Italians, on the other hand, aren't afraid to say that they work for their bodies. After studying fascism, I wonder how much of this is a cultural remnant from Mussolini's propaganda. Under fascism, Mussolini strove to construct the "new fascist man" who would be brawn and not brains. Mussolini built tons of sports complexes, sought to implement more athletic programs in schools, and was all about telling his people that young and beautiful warriors were the best fascists. He placed stress on the body, it would seem, to take away emphasis from the sharpening of the mind's critical thinking skills (I mean, the motto of fascism was "obey, believe, fight").

Anyway, I hope Ginevra wins.

Sojourn in Sicily and the Woe of the South

 The view of the farm I stayed on, La Sorgente


Hello, lovely readers! I apologize that so much time has passed since I've updated you on my life. Today I shall undertake an entry chronicling my time in Sicily and important subjects including:

WWOOFing
Religious pilgrims and the beatification 
Working Italians moving north
Educated Italians moving out of the country

During Easter break I WWOOFed in Sicily. When you WWOOF, you go stay on a farm where you work, usually for 5-6 days a week for 4-7 hours a day, and you get to stay there and eat there for free. WWOOFing stands for Worldwide Opportunities on Organic Farms and is something that is becoming increasingly popular with my alternative-minded peers largely because it is A) cheap, B) brings people closer to means of production, and C) a way to build a real community in a world where more and more social interactions take place online.

I took the train down to Syracuse (11 hours!) in favor of the plane with hopes of seeing much of the beautiful countryside. I saw a lot of gorgeous Italy, but I was also struck at how, the further south in Italy I went, the more it seemed like a third-world country. And indeed, mezzogiorno Italia is much more impoverished than the industrial north. As soon as I got off of the train I meandered over to the bus station to hop on a bus to Sortino, the little town where I was going to WWOOF. As it was a holiday (Easter Monday), I feared the bus wouldn't be running. I asked a (gold-chained, top-buttons-unbuttoned-shirt) bus driver of a different bus who confirmed my fears. However, like a good Sicilian, he was exceedingly friendly and helpful and offered to let me sit in his bus while he called a friend of his brother's who knew a guy who drove a taxi. I thought to myself how Sicilian the whole scene was: in Sicily you never call a cab company, but instead you call a guy who knows a guy.

I got to the farm alright, and it was absolutely gorgeous. I was impressed that most of the stuff we ate there either came from the farm itself, or Bippo's neighbors and friends down the street. We ate cheese straight from his goats right up the hill. How much fresha can you get? One of the first days we went to a birthday party for the boss's 22-year-old niece, Martina. It was in a big converted garage/barn, and unlike an American birthday party for a young twenty something, the guests included older relatives like aunts, uncles and parents, all getting drunk together on the homemade wine. All of the kids, more or less my age, were making pizzas, all from scratch, in a genuine brick oven.

On the train ride back I was in a little sleeper car with 3 other women, a 21-year-old and her 36-year-old sister and a 23-year-old who talked incessantly. The sisters were very normal, sweet women, who happened to be religious pilgrims heading to Rome for the beatification of Pope John Paul II, an event which drew over a million people. The other girl was a classic example of a southerner heading north to find work, a phenomenon that happens so often in Italy. She was a real chatty Kathy, had an opinion on just about everything from Nicole Kidman (the most elegant and beautiful woman in the world, according to her), to the mafia. She talked a lot about this migration of southerners to the north, and said she knew a bunch of guys who would go north from Calabria to work during the week, take the night train home on Friday night so they could spend the weekend with their families, and then would take the night train home on Sunday night and arrive at work just in time on Monday morning. Also, many educated Italians, not wanting to work at factories in the north, opt out of the country all together due to the lack of readily available work. More and more Italians go to school for longer periods of time to try to avoid the job market, become "overly educated" (is there such a thing, according to you?), don't want to settle for physical labor, and pack their belongings.


Fresh Sicilian ricotta--made from goat's milk!

  Goat's milk pecorino

La Sorgente

  La Sorgente

Old-ass caves. So much stuff of archeological interest everywhere in Sicily!

This was an escapee bull. It looked me in the eyes and got real close. For future reference, what are you supposed to do when a runaway bull stares you down?

 AND THERE WERE BABY GOATS! Who knew baby goats were just about the cutest thang ever?

 Fellow WWOOFer, Lucia, making caprino cheese.

 The boss of the farm Bippo Pane with escargot.